meme, yoinked from greenforest_elf

Go to URBAN DICTIONARY
and type in your answer​ to each quest​ion in the search​ box, then write​ the FIRST​ definition it gives​ you.

1. Your Name: Lis

1.	LIS
	LIS simply stands for laughing in Silence. For all of you who have the addicting thing called myspace, use LIS instead of LOL. Dude 1: That was fun shooting that video w/ AZN and Long Hair Man. Dude 2: LIS, screw LOL

2. Your Age:  23

1.	23
	The greatest number of all time.

The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan. 4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg. 5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis. 6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude. 7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude. 8. a .com and the page is very cryptic. 9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..." 10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"

3. One Of Your Friends: Nita

1.	nita
	An easily excitable, short, yet attractive, girl who has an extraordinary fascination with male genitalia. Girl: "So how long is it?" Guy: "Why do you want to know? Quit being such a nita."

ROFL that is funny

4. What You Should Be Doing: Painting

1.	painting
	"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women. Haha, caught you painting last nite. I've got a feeling your busy painting!!! "Just gonna have a paint before i go out"

5. Your Favorite Color: Purple

1.	purple
	Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6. Your Birthplace: Adelaide

Adelaide

pretty much the best place in the world to live. adelaide is the capital of south australia, and has a small population. it is very pretty. there r lots of good restaurants, and gorgeous parklands. like other cities, it has its slums (salisbury, elizabeth), but ther r heaps of good suburbs such as burnside, beaumont and leabrook. it is a very interesting place once u get to know it, it passes at first glance as sleepy and conservative, but districts like Norwood, North Adelaide and Chinatown are fascinating. to experience adelaide, u sort of need 2 have lived there for a certain while. hot guys live here person a: im from adelaide person b: bor-ring person a: eastern states fuck

7. Last Person You Talked To: Ian

1.	ian
	code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females. oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Coke

1.	Coke
	1) Short for the drug, Cocaine. 2) Short for the beverage, Coca Cola. 1) Pass the coke, bitch. 2) Pass the coke, bitch.

9. Your Nickname:
lilDevilette
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Lite

1.	lite
	Light--20% fewer letters, same great pronunciation! Used to describe a new product or trend that is healthier, cheaper, or wussier (but rarely all three) than the original.